"[A] terrifying and darkly humorous tale of hereditary horror," this suspenseful novel imagines the life of a man born to a murderer (Ian Rogers, author of Every House Is Haunted ). SURVIVAL TIPS FOR SONS OF SERIAL KILLERS 1. Change your last name. Be forgettable. 2. Take comfort. Serial killing is not hereditary. Not usually, anyhow. 3. Never contact your parents, whether on Death Row or elsewhere. You are messed up enough. 4. Choose a dull career. Run an ice cream parlor, for instance. 5. Do not fall in love. Sooner or later, she will ask to meet your mom and dad. 6. Trust no one. Not even her. 7. Do not get married. It cannot end well. 8. Keep what you know to yourself. You were just a kid, after all. 9. Do not return to your boyhood home. No one has forgotten anything. SURVIVAL TIPS FOR READERS: Watch your back. Lock your doors. Be courteous to everyone. Yes, everyone. This is your only warning. "Sharp, funny, thrilling, and endlessly original. Michael Libling gives Riley Sager a run for his money!" —Nicholas Kaufmann, bestselling author of The Hungry Earth and The Stone Serpent "Only a writer as flat-out funny as Michael Libling could remind us that 99% of 'slaughter' is 'laughter.' And only a storyteller with the genius of Michael Libling could somehow, amidst gasps and giggles and plot twists galore, make us care." —Paul Witcover, author of Lincolnstein and many others
